Friday, September 4, 2009

More Horse Quotes

I just couldn't stop myself from posting more. I love these things! I think I am addicted. LOL. anyway Enjoy!

If you don't know where your'e going, the horse will decide for you.

In tug-of-war, the dumber animal always wins.

My new horse was sold to me as a real gentleman to ride. He is, when we have to go over a fence he insists on ladies first!!!

Silence takes on a new quality when the only sound is that of regular and smooth hoof beats.... - Bertrand Leclair

We dominate a horse by mind over matter. We could never do it by brute strength. - Monica Dickens

You don't have to go to the stables and ride EVERY day, just the ones that end in "y"

Definition of a horse: A beast that bites at one end; kicks at the other; and is slippery in the middle.

A pair of boots and chaps do not make you a rider.

When the Lord maketh a horse to lie down in green pastures, you better get out of the way.

Even the greenest horse has something to teach the wisest rider.

Riding is really pretty easy. All you have to do is sit straight, look up, carry your hands, put your heels down, squeeze in your leg, keep your chin up, your butt back, and LOOK GOOD DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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