♥ Horse Quotes ♥

ok i think this is the last of them:) hope you enjoyed them so far!

All I need to know in life I leaned from my horse - Vol. 1
1 When in doubt, run far, far away.
2 You can never have too many treats.
3 Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
4 New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
5 Ignore cues, they're just another prompt to do more work.
6 Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
7 Never run when you can jog.
8 Never jog when you can walk.
9 And never walk when you can stand still.
10 Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day...and then sleeping the rest.

All I need to know in life I learned from my horse - Vol. 2
1 Eat plenty of roughage.
2 Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere in life. Big, brown eyes help too.
3 When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
4 In times of crises, take a poop.
5 Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
6 Follow the herd, that way you can't be singled out to take the blame.
7 A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
8 Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.

All I need to know in life I learned from my horse - Vol. 3
1 Leather and chains can make anyone look studly.
2 Cold bathes are a form of cruel and unusual punishment.
3 You've got horse sense. Use it!
4 If god meant you to be incased in metal, He would've made you a Sherman Tank.
5 If someone's constantly on your back, lie down and play dead, or run like heck.
6 Happiness is a warm, fuzzy blanket and someone to share it with.
7 Who needs nuclear power when you've got natural gas?
-Unknown; I just loved these:) had to laugh!!

Why go over this jump when there is a perfectly good path around it?
- Unknown

ok i got some or most of these from: http://www.horses.co.uk/horses/quotes_141-150.html Enjoy!